Martinis Midday?

Nothing is more fantastic than slinking your way into the shadows of somewhere normally reserved for the dead of night while it’s still broad daylight…right?

Whether it’s the straddling of day drinking and happy hour, wearing club attire in the early evening, arriving fashionably early to a buzz, or some combination of all three, it’s exhilarating to start when they aren’t. Perhaps a miniskirt, tailored button-down, and a kitten heel to pair with your pre-pre-pre party soirée. Wear your morning-after attire the afternoon before!

It’s sort of…punk? Maybe that’s too strong, I mean we’re drinking 20-dollar cocktails how punk could it be? Perhaps better said, it’s rebellious. It’s a refusal to agree to the normal rule of cool; which is, in its own right, quite cool. It’s the same logic as suddenly wanting to raid your grandparent’s closet. We’re taking shabby and giving chic. After all the elderly are often the ones enjoying an early retirement to Margaritaville, so why not join them? Don your bowling shirt, culottes, tube socks, and orthopedic shoes, and join the party!

Next time your resident club kid asks to meet them sometime in the wee small hours of the morning, try preaching the good word of Uber early rendezvous. At the very least it’s a head start on tomorrow’s hangover!