Is Your Scarf even SCARFING?

Scarfs or scarves, who even cares about the spelling if no one is noticing you're wearing one…

Gone are the days of timid winter accessories. Having all the galore in your outfit is lackadaisical; it's time to have accessories take back the spotlight. Pardon my language, from here on out we will no longer be classifying scarves as accessories. They are, in fact, staples, the glorious shining centerpiece to your outfit.

Picture strutting around the city with a name tag writing "FABULOUS" – and that's not just a name; it's an acknowledgement to your chic taste. Now is the moment to layer on oversized knits, daring prints, or perhaps a whimsical tassel-fringed scarf. Let's not confine the exploration of self-expression solely to the bedroom; bring it to the city streets in style. Take some of that visionary energy into pioneering the hautest ways to wear a scarf. Dare I even suggest that metallic scarves should be in! Also, why stop at the neck? Consider a head wrap style with bold sunglasses - we are talking Audrey Hepburn retro Hollywood glam. Remember that dingy, thin scarf from middle school? Wrap it around your waist to substitute a belt for something much savvier.

Our city’s fashion is in dire need of saving and you can be the hero. Allow me to reveal: the Cape Style scarf! Gracefully fold a large scarf in half to cascade it over those sophisticated shoulders. I can already picture it in the New York Times headline: “Vogue Vigilante takes on Couture Catastrophe and Rescues This Season's Fashion.” The possibilities are endless and your scarves should be as captivating as you are. Let the world bare witness there is an extraordinarily dapper girl under all those layers!

Bid Adieu to the boring scarfs and lads, from now on all our scarves will be scarfing.